Jake: Ummmm....Elwood? What are you doing dude???
Elwood: I'm getting ready for Meow Like a Pirate day!!
E: the foster-mom-lady got them and said they were from a space movie and I am gonna be a space pirate!!
J: about that.....I talked to the cats that live here. They said that it is a space movie, but that the guy with the ears is kinda...ummmm...gnome-like.
E: a gnome?? really??
J: sorry man. Tell you what. I will give you the lead in to your favorite pirate joke.
E: ok - thanks bro.
J: OK - here goes. What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Mozart does not appove