Arrrrr - I shall now be known as:
Black Roger Vane
"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas,
you can be pessimistic at times.
You tend to blend into the background occaisionally,
but that's okay,
'because it's much easier to sneak up on people
and disembowel them that way. Arr!"
OK - so mom didn't run everyone through the generator, but she had to do Ivy.
Mad Mary Kidd
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy.
You, though, are more than just a little bit.
Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant,
your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"